Nicol Paone My tube sock collection may say I'm super gay, but there's no doubt I'm a switch hitter.

Andreana O. Garcia Don't hate the player baby, hate the game.

Jaimie Sickora Takin' One For The Team Since 1976.

Christy Dees Don't worry, the only thing you'll catch from me...is a pop fly.

Liz Feldman I get to sloppy second base every time.

Kate Moennig We can't go to the World Series without Stillwell's toys.

Jenny Johnson I test positive for teamwork.

Sabrina Fernandez If it looks good hit it.

Cristiana Ladki Playing with balls is my favorite pastime.

Camila Grey You touch my bat and I will cut you.

Leisha Hailey I've never lost a game because I've never played one.

Holly Miranda I'm a great swimmer.

Sofu Snow No bat. No balls. Still gifted.

Allyson Spiegelman I got a guy who knows a guy who knows the ump.

Lauren Glazier Eat your heart out A-ROD. My steroids gave me a moustache and arms bigger than my legs.

Lizzie Dulien What career ? I barely made this team.

EveAnna Dauray Collins The Vanimal is not a lesbian but she is willing to play one on this team. Vanimal wears tubesox every day anyway because “Tubes Rule”.

Cynthia Barron I will never be up there…because I can’t get that low.